- Comedy Performance
R 10 000.00 > R 17 500.00
In an alternate universe I am taller, thinner and own 3 unrealistically successful companies. I also dabble in the stock markets while my Instagram fitness model wife and YouTube star children bake gluten free cuppacino muffins in a tutorial manner even though no one is recording.
In this one I'm a family friendly act who dabbles in the dark arts of self deprecation. And wonders if those who say that 'poaching rhino is bad' have ever tried braised rhino in a red wine reduction served with slap tjips and fried polony wedges? Because that is delicious.
... In another alternate universe, I am adept at writing a bio.