In other news – Tumi has another child…

That’s correct. No one knew when Tumi and Mpho moved into a house so large, it has its own e-tolls, that they intended to fill it with little Osei-Tutus. But they did. Their latest addition was born over the December holidays, and held up over the savannahs of Kensington to great adulation only recently. We …

In other news – Tumi has another child… Read More »