In other news – Tumi has another child…

That’s correct. No one knew when Tumi and Mpho moved into a house so large, it has its own e-tolls, that they intended to fill it with little Osei-Tutus. But they did. Their latest addition was born over the December holidays, and held up over the savannahs of Kensington to great adulation only recently. We wish them all the best with their new child, and are sad to hear that Tumi has had her tubes tied, only a few children short of her own soccer team.

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